Pick Up Lines

From a famous local late night TV program that made it a trend, to the radio station gigs, t-shirt design and social networks' shout outs, not to mention being used by some politicians... pickup lines are becoming viral especially now that Valentine's Day is fast approaching.  Pickup lines are mostly handy in spicing up or putting some fun in a conversation and in making the first move.  Usually pertains to affection or matters about the heart (quite corny, I guess, but it's cool nowadays)... but sometimes it can also sweep a woman off her feet, less assured you mean your words or your dead (LOL).  It would sure be nice if you have some of it on your pocket, you just can't be sure when you'll find a need to use it.

Here are some of it.  Just a little caution before proceeding, you may want to try it out with friends or someone you know (and knows you as well) before moving forward, strangers might get the wrong idea.  Just, in every move you make, size up the situation first and always be tactful.  The whole purpose of this is to make someone smile and not to ruin her day... ha ha ha.

You ask or tell... either she answers back or ask why... then the finishing touch (lol).

• Are you a bully?... Then why does my heart pounds hard when you're near?
• Are you a cliff?... Because I'm falling for you.
• Are you a crystal ball?... 'coz I can see my future with you.
• Seems like an earthquake... Or is it just you, rocking my world.
• You're like air... Can't breath without you.
• Are you a magnet?... Because I'm attracted to you.
• You're like a cavity... 'coz you looks so sweet, you're giving me a toothache
• Life without you is like a broken pencil... it's pointless.
• I will press charges against you... for stealing my heart.
• I like to be "V"... So I'll always be next to "U". 
• Aren't you tired?... Since for days, you're running on my mind.
• My love for you is like the universe... It's never ending.
• Don't worry if you lose your heart...  You still have mine.
• Can you read this for me? "I  L-O-V-E  Y-O-U"... I love, too.

I can go on and on... there's just a thousand of it.  Make sure though that you choose the right words at the right time... Timing is everything.  Good luck, don't get hurt (hehehe) and hope you have fun.  Yahweh bless.